The Great Game: Humorous Summary
- Sherlock: FUCK EVERYTHING THE WALL DESERVES MY RAGE AND MY BULLETS
- John: sherlOCK WHAT THE FUCK
- Mrs Hudson: lover's tiff?
- John: FIVE MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE AND ALREADY THE GAY JOKES
- John: I HATE YOU BOTH
- John: FUCK THIS I'M OUT
- John: TO BE HETEROSEXUAL WITH MY HETEROSEXUAL GIRLFRIEND
- Sherlock: lol
- Wall: :)
- Bomb: explodes
- -LATER-
- John: HOLY I got here as soon as I could Sherlock are you okay Sherlock?
- Sherlock: nonchalance
- Mycroft: hey gurl just trying to talk my bro into a case
- Sherlock: don't call me bro get out of my face you smell fat
- -LATER AGAIN-
- Lestrade: found you some fanmail also John's blog is hilarious and we all read it
- Sally: Someone in the office has been posting anonymous fanfiction for it on the staff bulletin-
- Lestrade: SO SHERLOCK THIS PHONE HMM THIS PHONE
- -IN 221C-
- Mrs Hudson: Sure is nasty down here
- Sherlock: cool bye
- shoes
- Sherlock: SOMETHING IS AFOOT
- John: oh you did not just -
- Woman: Hello this is your mysterious antagonist. Just thought I'd let you know I'VE STRAPPED A BOMB TO A CIVILIAN AND YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK TO SOLVE A COLD CASE, HAVE FUN BABES.
- -LAB-
- Molly: SHERLOCK MEET MY BOYFRIEND
- Molly: I HAVE BOYFRIEND
- Molly: SO THERE
- Sherlock: What a flaming homosexual
- Molly: you asshole
- John: Dick move
- Sherlock: ooh John deduce the amount of fucks I give
- John:
- Sherlock:
- John: shoes
- Sherlock: aw you are adorable, now let me do the actual deducing YUP SOLVED IT BITCHES
- -MORE CASES-
- bent car agency
- Connie Prince
- Vermeer fake
- -MEANWHILE-
- John: So Mycroft, Sherlock sent me to help because he's basically a dick who exists under the delusion that I'm his personal lackey
- Mycroft: Okay, I trust you more than my Secret Service anyway
- John: INVESTIGATING
- Sherlock: YOU ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU TRY TO DO THAT
- John: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AWARD FOR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN LONDON GOES TO
- John: I can't believe you
- John: There are LIVES AT STAKE
- Sherlock: Do I need to get out my violin?
- John: JDFKOEFIDNFDKDIFD
- Sherlock: Well there's no need to get testy
- -LATER-
- John: Right I'm going out
- Sherlock: Cool I'll get the groceries
- John: -and in hindsight I probably should have realised then that something was amiss-
- Sherlock: woo pool party
- -AT THE POOL-
- Sherlock: I HAVE THE USB BITCH I KNOW YOUR EVIL PLAN
- John: well butter my rump and call me toast
- Sherlock: wh
- Sherlock: what
- Sherlock: John?
- John: bomb vest
- Sherlock: okay shit just got personal
- Moriarty: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TEXT PEOPLE BACK
- Sherlock: WHAT THE FUCK
- Moriarty: MONOLOGUING
- Sherlock: You're too Irish to be scary
- Moriarty: I WILL SODOMISE AND FACE-FUCK YOU
- Sherlock: I don't like this game any more
- John: I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN, RUN MY LOVE
- Sherlock:
- Moriarty:
- John:
- John: I meant Sherlock. Sherlock is the thing I meant.
- Moriarty: CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR
- LASER LIGHTS OF DEATH
- Sherlock: well fuck
- Moriarty: loolz bye sexyface catch you later
- Sherlock: -be smooth, be smooth-
- Sherlock: deep breath
- Sherlock: JOHN U OK
- John: I'm fine
- Sherlock: ARE YOU ALRIGHT
- John: Sherlock, just - you're unclothing me what am I awake
- Sherlock: sliding the bomb away
- John: oh right well that was embarrassing perhaps I shouldn't have tilted my head back like that
- Sherlock: wooep we're alive gosh
- John: haha gosh
- Sherlock: nervous giggling
- John: that was a close -
- Moriarty: LOL JOKES I'M BACK
- Moriarty: AND I'M GONNA KILL YA
- Moriarty: SURPRISE
- Sherlock: then I shall sHOOT THE BOMB
- Moriarty: deathstare
- Sherlock: deathstare
- Lasers: deathstare
- John: hoooly fuck.
- Steven Moffat: yes
- Steven Moffat: do you like this?
- Steven Moffat: are you invested?
- Steven Moffat: ready?
- Steven Moffat: CLIFFHANGER
- Mark Gatiss: haha greatest
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